Current status: the first post-launch patch is live, dated Update 2026.08.02.13.35 in the official feed and published August 4, 2026. The developer still has not published a semantic version number for the retail build.
August 4, 2026 — Supporter Pack released
The official feed published the Supporter Pack DLC on the same day as the patch. It contains three toggleable cosmetic sets — Blue Flames, Space Orcs and Space Background — and the announcement calls it strictly optional with no core content attached. See the Supporter Pack explainer.
Read the official Supporter Pack announcement ↗
August 4, 2026 — Update 2026.08.02.13.35
This is the first official patch note for the full game. The complete official changelist:
- Widened a path in Level 6.1 so orcs no longer get stuck there.
- Added an upgrade that lets the Laser fire in a straight line without sway.
- Failed Steam initialization no longer quits the game; the error popup still shows at start. See the updated troubleshooting page.
- Added an extra settings slider for missile sound volume.
- Added a bloom-strength slider to the Tech Tree.
- Fixed the German spelling of "Kostenloser Durchschlag Chance."
- Made strafing run audio non-positional and slightly louder.
- Fixed number formatting issues.
- Fixed "Play Again" being pressable multiple times.
Read the official patch announcement ↗
The patch title is the only "version" published
"2026.08.02.13.35" is the developer's update title, not a semantic build number exposed by the store. Strategy pages on this site continue to say "Steam release" unless a specific behavior above changes them.
August 1, 2026 — 100,000 sales milestone
The studio announced 100,000 sales and wrote that they would "soon give you more details about our future plans with the game." That is a teaser, not a roadmap: no content, dates or features were committed in the post.
Read the official milestone post ↗
July 28, 2026 — full game launch
Mumpitz Games announced that Sir, We Have an Orc Problem was available to play and asked players to leave Steam reviews. The announcement does not include a semantic version, build number or list of launch-day balance changes.
Read the official launch announcement ↗
June 12, 2026 — demo update 2026.06.12.14.44
This was a demo build, not the current full-game version. The update added Headhunter, Damage Statistics and Power Shot upgrades; expanded the result screen; displayed enemy counts; adjusted per-level orc speed; added upgrade icons and total-value tooltips; changed Flamethrower balance; fixed a pause-menu Strafing Run exploit; added ability stat panels; and included explosion, performance and resize work.
Read the official June 12 demo notes ↗
June 5, 2026 — demo update 2026.06.04.12.00
The developer changed the Nuke-ready sound so it only played when Nuke was unlocked, improved level visuals—especially Level 5—updated battle-end button text and changed how surrendering interacted with two Bonus Resources upgrades.
Read the official June 5 demo notes ↗
Roadmap status
There is still no formal public roadmap in the official Steam feed as of this check. The August 1 milestone post promises more details about "future plans" soon, and the Supporter Pack shows the studio is willing to ship optional DLC — but no specific content, dates, Workshop support, macOS port or update schedule has been committed.
Do not label the retail game with a demo version
2026.06.12.14.44 is an official demo-update title. Until Mumpitz Games
publishes a full-game version, current strategies use “Steam release” with an
updated date.